Stormy’s Lawyer Crawls Out Of His Hole In The Ground To Issue The Most Insane Announcement Ever…

To be blunt, Michael Avenatti is an attention whore. His whole life force seems to be fueled by attention and nothing more.

Not that you wouldn’t get a respectable amount of attention being an attorney to begin with. Last time I checked, lawyers always have people talking to them; sometimes whether they want to listen to them or not.

However, Avenatti is one of those people that seemingly will turn blue and pass out if he doesn’t get attention; which is why you heard him on CNN more often over the past couple of months than the voice of Anderson Cooper or James Earl Jones doing the commercials.

Although his usefulness in the short term may have been outlived in the eyes of Democratic officials that are throwing everything they can against the wall to see what sticks against President Trump, he is going to come up for air yet again.

Now, you would think that his claims regarding his client (the professional strumpet) would have been the looniest thing that someone would come up with. Well, there’s always going to be something that will come along that will out-crazy the craziest thing that you can think of..

Another potential candidate for 2020 has put his hat into the ring, under certain circumstances.

And it’s sure to make you laugh.

Stormy Daniels beleaguered, scandal-plagued lawyer, Michael Avenatti tweeted that in order for Democrats to win, they needed a non-traditional politician, like Trump in that sense.

Which made people suspect immediately.

And his followers (yes, he has followers, they’re a sad deluded bunch) who think that he’s their answer and somehow backup to the Mueller hopes, are all in on the idea.

Just forget about his false stories, his financial scandals and his failure to pay taxes. Forget that all he’s known for and as is being a “creepy porn lawyer.” Forget that now that he’s no longer getting the same attention with Stormy, he tried to use the border situation to get more attention and tried to ambulance-chase any related cases. He must be really hard up for money with the millions he owed in judgments.

Avenatti truly thinks that people beyond the deluded would give him the time of day.

But just in case anyone doubted he was actually considering it, he made it very clear he was, in fact, considering it.

How hilarious is that?

It would be funny as all get out.

Maybe Stormy will be his Vice-Presidential candidate?

He, like most Democrats, don’t get it. It wasn’t just that Trump wasn’t a traditional politician. It was he actually offered a platform that wasn’t just an ‘anti’ platform. And he’s delivered on much of it, despite being constantly assailed by Democrats and media.

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